Netcop

Netcop (should be pronounced "NyetCop") is a position held by dorks who have nothing better to do than to break up good times in Saṃsāra. Most of the time, they bum around inside, or on top of their cars. They like to wait until someone is having just a bit too much fun, then they call their buddies in and screw it all up by arresting people and sending them to NetJail.

You want to think of them like Mall Cops, except they do it from the privacy of their own homes. They still have to wear stupid suits like Mall Cops, too.