Relief Society™

Relief Society™ is a weekly Voluntold meeting required of all female MAMBOCORP employees. It involves women laying around on tables while housemothers use MAMBOCORP brand Vibrators to "relieve" them of their suffering and hysteria.

I don't know if that's true. But they sure as shit aren't getting any spiritual enlightenment from it and my mom is a helluva lot bouncier when she gets home from Relief Society. Maybe that's just because she got a few hours away from my dad.