Salt Lake Shitty Wiki

  In 2065, Salt Lake Shitty is megapolis sprawl situated near, and built atop of, the greater Wasatch Front. Spacescrapers stretch from Santaquin to Ogden. On the daily, poisonous wind bombards the megapolis from the nearby Bonneville salt flats and the Greater™ Salt Lake. The smell of sulphur permanently lingers in the air like the aftertaste of neglected gas station coffee.

In Salt Lake Shitty, three mega-corporations vie for control of segments of the shitty's population. Taipei Telecom™, Salas Realizations™, and MAMBOCORP™ not only undercut each other at every turn, but also do whatever they can to divide the population into constituents and payers. Taipei Telecom™ (TT for short) relocated headquarters from Taiwan after MuhCollapse. Salas Realizations was a startup which quickly ramped out of control after the development of Saṃsāra™, the Augmented Reality / Virtual Reality, (AR / VR) component of Salt Lake Shitty, and MAMBOCORP was a theology before their Neo-Prophet, Joseph Smith 2.0, received a couple text messages from God.

The defining feature of Salt Lake Shitty, though, is its population. After MuhCollapse, Salt Lake Shitty was forced to become a polyglot society, as the incoming refugees were beyond what the Salt Lake Shitty Police Department and MAMBOCORP could reasonably manage and keep tabs on. That's a good thing. The fact that the Salt Lake Shitty officials even tried to turn away millions of starving, homeless refugees makes this Wiki writer sick.

The populace of Salt Lake Shitty, at least those residing on the bottom floors, fight and scrounge for scraps of tech, creds, and even food. The punk culture is alive and well in Salt Lake Shitty. We like to bump up against the corps and cops, make em squirm a little. Welcome to the Shitty. Pioneer Park is over there. The TempleHQ is a couple blocks that way. No, City Creek closed down thirty years ago. Park Shitty still has people living there, but we don't talk about it, much.

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