Fumer

The Fumer is a personal, personalized, and portable drug administering device. It works by inhaling through the nose or mouth. Held in the hand, it is activated by pressing the firing button. This button tells the fumer to withdraw a chosen drug from its stores, dose it, and then spray it into the mouth or nose in a controlled mist.

Common drugs administered by the Fumer:

Downer

Downer brings you down. Mellowww fucky boy.

Upper

Makes. You. Go. Faster.

Phet

Similar to an upper, Phet is short for phetamines. The different strains are as common and varied as Influenza or the Cricket Cough, so there's really no point in detailing them here.

Sider

Whacks you to the left or the right. My favorite. Gets you thinking more clearly.

DipFlip

A DipFlip is a rando-combo of some of the above drugs. Tired of doing the same ones at the same times? Hit the rando button and figure it out 45 minutes later!

LUVV

I only recently heard about this one. I don't know what it does. It sounds like some bullshit hokey Marijuanna synthesis, though. Fuck hippies.